STAR WARS ACCORDING TO A 3 YEAR OLD

I CAN BELIEVABLE

Watch this video during half-time. It is so laugh-out-loud funny. If Rooney misses a goal, I am gonna go “I CAN BELIEVABLE!!”

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From Yahoo UK Football (sportinglife.com):

Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas claims Manchester United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has enquired about Karim Benzema and Hatem Ben Arfa.

The highly-rated attacking duo have been repeatedly linked with a move to the Premier League, with Arsenal and Chelsea also rumoured to be interested.

Back in the autumn, Aulas warned any interested clubs that Benzema and Ben Arfa would not be sold until Lyon had won the Champions League.

The French champions meet United next week in the last 16 of Europe’s elite club competition – and Aulas claims Ferguson has been in touch about his two brightest young talents.

But the Lyon supremo is in no mood to sell in the near future after United were linked with a £40million double swoop.

“I told Sir Alex that Benzema and Ben Arfa will not leave in the next two years,” Aulas is quoted in The Sun.

“We want to build our future on them.


“If he wants to exchange Cristiano Ronaldo for Ben Arfa we could talk about it, but they would have to also give us a bit of money.”


Striker Benzema has scored 16 goals in 24 league games this season, while Ben Arfa has impressed on the wing for Lyon.

Ironman Sneak Preview – [GoFloyd.com]

Here’s the latest Ironman movie trailer/sneak preview….

Wife’s diary vs Husband’s diary

WIFE’s DIARY

Sunday night – I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to
meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit
late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn’t flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
so we could talk, he agreed but his mind was far away. I asked him
what was wrong – he said, “Nothing.” I asked him if it was my fault
that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to
worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can’t explain his behavior; I don’t know why he didn’t say,
“I love u, too.”

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing
to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed
distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to
bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to
confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started
crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don’t know what to do.
I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.
My life is a disaster.

HUSBAND’s DIARY

Today Manchester United lost again. Fuckin hell.

Chelsea 1 – West Ham 0

Classic “Your Momma is So Fat” Jokes – Entries #1 & #2:

 Joker 1: Your MOMMA is so FAT, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Joker 2: Oh Yeah? Your MOMMA is so FAT, when she wears a yellow raincoat people holler, “Taxi!”

It’s JUST A GAME

Some guys need to find other ways of spending their Saturday morning/evening/nights. Check out the psycho talk from this fella (taken from the comments section in the Yahoo Fantasy Football Blog) :

i was changing formation…..time ran out…….getting zero this week….turns out laptop time is 5 minutes slower……u still think i have chance at top 50 in YFF….if not im quiting….wat a disaster….i need some encouragement pls

Posted by: takeitezok84 on Sat Dec 01 12:21PM

It’s JUST A GAME, fella. People make mistakes. There’s always next year

Classic Movie Quotes – Click (2006)

Michael Newman: Oh, my God. It’s Wolverine’s goofy cousin!

Off-topic

While some of you are still reeling from Fantasy Football Failures this past weekend, I remain optimistic. Agbonlahor was a solid buy that carried a team of non-starters (Joe Cole, Drogba, Ronaldo, Santa Cruz), and many are still hoping for a high-scoring match on Wednesday).

My chief mistakes:

1. Not checking on Drogba’s fitness

2. Not buying Warnock and Emerton even when I had them on my list of To-Buys.

While we wait for the mid-week match, here’s an off-topic video for your viewing. Funny yet extremely disturbing:

- Philippines Prison re-enactment of MJ’s Thriller

Oddball YFF Team Names – Entry #2

“Shut Up and Touch The Monkey”

Hi there, girls! D’ya want my wild monkey to provide some (oooooh! heavenly!) blow dry after you paint your nails?

Throw away your other battery-operated devices! Just touch my monkey’s bananas, and Curious George will work on you like the eager chimp he is … willing to learn and willing to please.

Yesiree, ma’am!

What, not interested? Why not you shut up and touch my [...]*

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Next oddball: I Pity Those Under Me

Re-visit last week’s oddball: Slack-Jawed Troglodytes