Oddball YFF Team Names – Entry #2

“Shut Up and Touch The Monkey”

Hi there, girls! D’ya want my wild monkey to provide some (oooooh! heavenly!) blow dry after you paint your nails?

Throw away your other battery-operated devices! Just touch my monkey’s bananas, and Curious George will work on you like the eager chimp he is … willing to learn and willing to please.

Yesiree, ma’am!

What, not interested? Why not you shut up and touch my [...]*

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Next oddball: I Pity Those Under Me

Re-visit last week’s oddball: Slack-Jawed Troglodytes

Oddball YFF Team Names – Entry #1

“Slack-jawed troglodytes”

troglodyte (plural troglodytes)

1. A member of a supposed prehistoric race that lived in caves or holes, a caveman.
2. (by extension) Anything that lives underground.

   The cave was populated by albino scorpions, blind salamanders, and other troglodytes.

3. A reclusive, reactionary or out-of-date person, especially if brutish.
4. (computing) A person who chooses not to keep up-to-date with the latest software and hardware.

Next week: Shut Up and Touch the Monkey